I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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