the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you win again, gameday.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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