Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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