He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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