Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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