I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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