Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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