I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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It's never too late to be topless.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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