Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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