Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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