I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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