why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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