i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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