Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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