she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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