i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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