You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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