pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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