Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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