You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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