Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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