i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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