well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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