absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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