ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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