I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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