Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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