I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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