big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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