Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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