Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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