How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
How does one acquire holy water?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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