Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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