guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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