it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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