Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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