I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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