i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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