windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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