this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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