What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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