Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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