We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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