OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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