i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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