who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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