Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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