She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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