It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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