Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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